We had fun, though. She (in no particular order):

• fell on some gravel
• met my friend Ry (after a little breaking and entering)
• hung out with an Olympic Gold medalist
• slept in the home of a rather shady character (not me)
• had a Rumrunner with a floater
• made out with an Adolescent
• yelled at an auctioneer
• stepped on Shawn's toes
• drank 3 Challengers
• sang with the band (wait, that was me)
• danced to �Like A Prayer�

I'd venture to say she had as much fun as I did.

Details to come.