I hate when I go to buy my coffee, and the "State Prisoners Working" are hanging out outside the building. There's nothing like starting your day with a little caffeine and pickup lines from felons.

I was fingerprinted today by the police. But I wasn't arrested.

While I was there, I had to endure this mans saga of his girlfriend and their apartment and how poorly the police treated him and how they confiscated these video tapes. I'm dying to know what was on those tapes. He mentioned it being embarrassing for him to have to go down and ask for them. I'm thinking porn.

Man. I'm sleepy.

The movie Pret a Porter was both boring AND stupid. That's quite a feat.

I hope a lot of people show up at the show tonight. I want this to do well.

Later, gaters.