I have a wide variety of toys, compliments of McDonalds.
The latest is a Spy Watch. It's a plastic watch that you have to twist the face to see the time. I am so proud of my new watch.
Me: "Look at my new watch!"
Neal: "Thats... lovely, sweetie."
Me: "Really?"
Neal: "Well, no."
Me: "Shut up. Look, you can't see the time right now, can you? Can you?"
Neal: "No, I can't."
Me: "But check this shit out. All I have to do is twist the face and..."
Neal: "Yes?"
Me: "Hmm. That's funny. I don't know why it says the time is 85:01. I set it this afternoon, and it worked before. Damn."
Neal (laughing) : "Well, honey, that's because it's 10:58."
We got a good laugh out of that one.
My watch is so stealthy, it fooled a 24-year-old woman. I'm so embarrassed.