#1. Just because lots of people at the business women's luncheon don't tend to eat dessert does not mean Co-Host Kim and I should go around, raiding the tables and eating all the abandoned chocolate cake.
I feel like the time my sugar-addicted sister gave up candy for Lent. During the 40 days of deprivation, she spent the time hoarding candy. At midnight before Easter Sunday, Mollie and I stayed up and ate her stash. All of her stash. I've never been so UNenthusiastic about hunting for my candy-stocked Easter basket.
Today, I ate so much chocolate frosting I'm pretty sure I have diabetes now.
#2. Commercial fishermen don't find it so amusing when I confide that sometimes, I "just make up" the radio's weather report.
Those boys take their wind speeds and rain chances seriously.