I have to turn right from the road into my driveway. As I�m approaching my house, I notice Miss Budina in the middle of the damn road. When she sees the car approaching, she darts into the driveway, which is of course where I�m heading.
I think to myself, �Hmm. She doesn�t realize that I�m turning there, so she�s just running back into my path. I should let her know.�
And without thinking, I flip on the turn signal.
For the cat.
For the fucking cat.
I better hope my Mensa peeps don�t read this, because they�re going to want their shit back.