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08.05.03
Flipping Out
So I�m driving home the other day, right?

I have to turn right from the road into my driveway. As I�m approaching my house, I notice Miss Budina in the middle of the damn road. When she sees the car approaching, she darts into the driveway, which is of course where I�m heading.

I think to myself, �Hmm. She doesn�t realize that I�m turning there, so she�s just running back into my path. I should let her know.�

And without thinking, I flip on the turn signal.

For the cat.

For the fucking cat.

I better hope my Mensa peeps don�t read this, because they�re going to want their shit back.

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