Our landlord will be back in town tonight. Thank Freon.
I've been on a bit of a journalling hiatus, because my buddy Yoders from college has been at my house for a week. He flew in from Chicago with no major problems. Yoders says the really busy spots are the rental car counters, since everyone's afraid to fly. This worked out to his advantage - He had reserved an Escort, but they were all gone. So instead poor Yoders and I had to spent all week zipping around in a red convertible Mustang. I miss that car. Oh, and Yoders, too.
It was an action-packed week. I'll try to briefly describe each day of the visit.
Tuesday - Yoders arrives, and appears as a guest on my talk show. He makes a nice crack about Howard Stern.
Wednesday - Yoders at the beach. We planned to go to Ladies' Night, but then got too settled in. Happens.
Thursday - Went to see some strippers. Lap dances were received. Yoders got a stripper's number.
Friday - On the way to Key West, Yoders calls the stripper (drops that he has a big unit), then his girlfriend. I almost died laughing, while he told me to shut up repeatedly.
Friday night - Usually, my visits to Key West feature drag shows and lots of dancing. This time, we soaked up some of the entertainment - ending up at an Irish pub with a couple from England and another couple from Ohio. Yoders called us "The International Coalition." The British woman passed out right at the table, and stayed that way. Neal finally showed up, to be greeted by a toasted Jamie and Yoders.
Saturday - Shopped in Key West. Bought best pants ever. Banana Republic, I take back every snide thing I've ever said about you, because my new black pants are the most perfect thing I've ever owned.
Saturday night - Went to bar. Yoders left early, because his flight was early. I then proceeded to kick everyone's ass on the pool table for a good two hours. Went home.
Sunday - Sat around, hot and exhausted. Stupid air conditioners.
Monday - Worked. Sweated some more. Going to Tae Kwon Do soon.
Tuesday - Will probably work. Will probably sweat more. Will host a talk show. My sister will arrive.
OK, that's far enough.
