So I'm not feeling very inspired today. Neal comes home tonight. He and I will be inhaling lots of Mexican food this evening. Oop, need to make reservations. We're going fishing tomorrow morning to see if we can't snag him a tarpon, then E is challenging me to a game of pool. He does not know that I'm a pool shark. I'm going to wipe the felt with his poser-ass.

Tomorrow night I have us booked to go see a comedian.

Shawn is now here distracting me, so I told her to give me some toopics to write about. So here's a little glimpse into Shawn's visit to my desk.

Her suggestions:

A movie coming out where the lady has 3 husbands.

An escort service business where women can get men.

The asshole who owes her money who is downstairs buying a cell phone right now.

Temptation Island - She's seen every episode but the last one, and needs to know what the couples said to each other when they met after 26 days. Also, she says she'd be the whore of the island.

Shawn (breathy voice): "Temptation is a part of life."

Her favorite couple was Mandy and Billy.

How everything around here shuts down at 10. (That does suck.)

Tourists: Can we shoot them? She's particularly mad at Vermont right now, because a couple of Vermont drivers were in her way. She's stomping her foot in anger.

Voodoo - she needs to make someone lose his hair. Both heads. Witchcraft would do, as well.

Thanks for playing, Shawn.

Hee. You can't tell that she has men on the brain or anything, can you? And it's not obvious that it's Friday or anything, right?

P.S. The forum is better, and EZ Board is out with updated info.