*Thai food is good.
*Everyone is a little presumptious and a little TOO image-conscious. It's really fun to call these people out on their silliness.
*It's never too hot for leather.
*L.A. has no humidity, unlike a certain chain of islands off the south coast of Florida I can think of.
*Smoking is illegal indoors in CA, but every L.A. bar we visited had a "smoking room." This was very convenient for me.
*The grocery security guards won't let you try on their hat.
*The taxi's sticker that says "Everyone rides for the same price" is removable, and looks nice on a silver sequined purse.
*Graumann's Chinese Theater is always open. Even at 4:30 a.m.
*Even though you're not beautiful or a model, men will still whistle at you and try to hit on you.
*Drinks are expensive, but manicures are dirt-cheap. Go figure.
*It's in a different time zone. Even when you're drunk.
*The airport's a mess.
*Sometimes the bars, not strip-clubs, but plain ol' bars, will have a naked chick for no reason.
*The batteries come with free cars!
*The Betsey Johnson outlet store is now defunct.
*L.A. likes to repeat words in the titles of their businesses. For example, �Mr. Clean Cleaners,� �Liquor Time Liquor (of course, prompting the question, �What time it is? Liquor Time Liquor time!�),� and my personal favorite� �Mo� Better Meaty Meat Burgers.� I tried to get a T-shirt from Mo� Better Meaty Meat Burgers, but they�re out. They�ll have some in a few weeks� My breath is bated.
*There's free postcards everywhere.
*Sometimes cross-dressers aren't gay.