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2.28.01 - Quickies, Slickies.
2.27.01 - This Is My 100th Entry. Just Thought You'd Like To Know That.
2.26.01 - Except For The Pukiness, It Was a Pretty Stellar Day.
2.21.01 - She May Be Potty Trained, But She Isn't Very Romantic.
2.22.01 - This Is Thursday's Entry. Really.
2.19.01 - Hook, Line, and Sinker. Well, I Didn';;t Use A Sinker, But Whatever.
2.16.00 - Chat Rooms, Porn Stars, And Butt Sex. Can I See Your ID?
2.15.01 - Another Ode, To A True Keys Cruiser
2.14.01 - Ode To A Crappy Car
2.13.01 - "God Bless You!" "Shut Up."
2.12.01 - Mine. Not Yours, Mine.
2.11.01 - Hear My Word, Brothers And Sisters And Hobbes!
2.9.01 - You Can Shove That Pink Slip Up Your Ass.
2.8.01 - Hmm. For Some Reason, I Have A Craving For Fondue.
2.7.01 - Letter From A Layout, And Other Random Crap
2.6.01 - Hand Mommy That Bag Of Pork Rinds, Wouldja?
2.5.00 - I'm Going To Be Some Kid's Mentor. Look Out.
2.2.01 - This Ain't Your Daddy's Tic-Tac-Toe.
2.1.01 - Let's Just Not Discuss It, Okay?

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