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10.31.00 - Scarier Than Ghosts.
10.30.00 - "Show me your tits and I'll give you some beads!" "I don't fucking think so."
10.26.00 - Love And Lasagna
10.25.00 - Well, I DID Once Steal Toilet Paper, So I Guess I Can't Complain
10.24.00 - "Buddy, Can You Spare A Square?"
10.23.00 - Some Statistics
10.20.00 - Put Up Your Dukes
10.19.00 - Beauty Is In The Eye
10.18.00 - Phrase Of The Day: "That's Why It's Called 'Fishing,' Not 'Catching.'"
10.17.00 - I Like To Say, "Goosh," Can You Tell?
10.16.00 - Good News and Bad News
10.13.00 - The Budget Gourmet
10.12.00 - Objection!
10.11.00 - Potty Training
10.10.00 - Guess What? I'm Irate Again!
10.9.00 - Age Is Just A Number
10.6.00 - What pissed me off yesterday
10.5.00 - I'm not NOT licking toads!
10.4.00 - I'm wussing out
10.3.00 - Women Are From Bars, Men Are From... oh, crap.
10.2.00 - Guess what? Journal butt!

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