I have to turn right from the road into my driveway. As I’m approaching my house, I notice Miss Budina in the middle of the damn road. When she sees the car approaching, she darts into the driveway, which is of course where I’m heading.

I think to myself, “Hmm. She doesn’t realize that I’m turning there, so she’s just running back into my path. I should let her know.”

And without thinking, I flip on the turn signal.

For the cat.

For the fucking cat.

I better hope my Mensa peeps don’t read this, because they’re going to want their shit back.