I’m headed for Ohio this evening. No more flying for me for a long time.

I have no clean clothes, so I’m basically packing a suitcase full of dirty laundry.

Today’s the first day of hurricane season.

Today was also my intern’s last day. I was sadder than I thought I’d be watching her go.

My littlest sister’s graduating Sunday! Ohmygod. I can’t believe she’s going to college.

Diaryland chat rocked last night. The forum kids and I met up at a designated time. I can’t wait to do it again. I laughed like an idiot.

I’m going to see my mom for the first time in a long time. For some reason, I’m feeling a bit nervous. I guess I’m scared she’s going to look bad. I really hope not.

My other little sister, Mollie, joined the Elk Lodge. I know. I’m going to meet the Elks. Apparently, they can’t wait to meet “Mollie’s Big Sister.”

Mollie: “I’m applying to join the Elks.”

Me: “Wow! Are you going to get to ride around in the little car?!”

Mollie: “That’s the Shriners, dumbass.”

Me: “Oh, yeah.”

I’m staring Tae Kwon Do Monday. I’m unreasonably excited about this. You gotta problem with it? I’ll kick your ass. HiYA!

Me: “So, they passed the ordinance. I didn’t understand what you were asking originally – I kind of flaked out.”

Big Boss: “Well, everyone kind of expected that.”

Me: “I can’t decide whether or not to hit you.

Big Boss gets shocked look of horror on his face, and just stares at me.

Me: “Oh, my God! I didn’t realize you were talking about the ordinance passing! I thought you meant about me flaking out! Oh, jeez! Sorry!”

So, yeah. I threatened my boss today.